超搞笑的英语翻译/中式翻译说说带图片

1. You have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers！together up！ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

2. One day is your teacher, day day is your father.一日为师终身为父。

3. Make my heart peng peng peng.怦然心动

4. One car come, one car go, two car pengpeng, one car died! (关于一场车祸的描述)

5. No care three seven two ten one. 不管三七二十一

6. play a big knife before Guan Gong 关公面前耍大刀

7. We two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿！

8. If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条

9. Know is know ，no know is no know，is know 也. 知之为知之，不知为不知，是知也

10. World sing how learn 我的心好冷

11. Husband and wife lung slice.夫妻肺片

12. Chinese dream flying nine days.中国梦飞九天

13. Dangqi dream , I have the power.荡起梦想，我有力量

14. As far as you go to die.有多远，死多远！

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15. Hello everybody! if you have something to say, then say! if you have nothing to say, go home! 有事起奏，无事退朝